What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why would a person always be so tired?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Do Republicans realize that the power of the people is invested in 'representative government'? If so, why did they elect a pathological liar?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Can you describe your experience taking the AIPMT/NEET entrance exam? Did you feel nervous or afraid while entering the examination hall and writing the exam?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.